1: ! Oncoming vehicles in the middle of the road 'Brace for head-on collision' Northern Ireland + verso, Humped Zebra Crossing 'Welcome

2: NOT A THROUGH STREET, EVACUATION ROUTE Mill Valley, California USA 'Now here's a recipe for disaster' + verso 'Are the San Juan Isl

3: SLOW CHURCH SERVICES 'Well, the parishioners have been duly warned' Vermont, USA + verso 'Messiah Crossing? ' Glendaloch Ireland

4: Please Follow ONE-WAY ARROWS 'Parking Pac-Man' Big Island of Hawaii, USA + verso 'Way off Piste' Mt Pilatus, Switzerland

5: ! Low flying owls 'How, exactly are you supposed to adjust your driving for this?' Portishead, England + verso ! SUDDEN GUNFIRE 'How

6: SCHOOL BUS STOP AHEAD NO SHOOTING 'Talk about overprotective parents. Next I suppose they'll want to move the target range away fro.

7: 'Without this sign, you'd never know that you need to increase your speed to clear the rock below' Chiayi County, Taiwan + verso 'H

8: 'You decide: is this sign giving instructions on how to get on an uncomfortable chairlift or is it a promotion for a ski-in/ski-out...

9: 'Better fasten your seatbelt' Wellington, New Zealand + verso CAUTION PEDESTRIANS SLIPPERY WHEN WET 'Just add a little water & those

10: NO TRESPASSING WITHOUT PERMISSION 'Only authorised unauthorised visits' Spanish Fork, Utah, USA + verso STREET DEPT PROPERTY THIS IS.

11: LOST 'So it really is possible to get lost & know exactly where you are' Lost, Scotland + verso Chaos 'Well, at least you know where

12: CAUTION SLEEPING POLICEMEN AHEAD 'Aren't the Jamaican police great? They can stop crime with their eyes closed' Dunn River Falls Par

13: STOP HERE WHEN FLASHING 'New Orleans has evidently instituted some strict new laws for Mardi Gras' + verso RESERVED FOR DRIVE THRU P.

14: ? 'There's something over there, but we're not sure what it is' Zemah, Israel + verso BEWARE FREE RANGE CHILDREN SLOW 'Tastier tha

15: THIS SIGN IS TO PREVENT FOREIGN TOURISTS FROM GETTING LOST 'Finally, helpful tourist information' China + verso PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBL.

16: MAMMOTH RESTROOM 'America may be taking the super-size concept a little to far' Wyoming, USA + verso PORN LAUNDRY 'Filth cleaned her

17: DRIVE SLOWLY PEOPLE UNDER CONSTRUCTION AHEAD 'Forget cloning & high-tech laboratories - a team of contractors will do' Mozambique +..

18: ZAKAZ TLUMOCENI TRANSLATING PROHIBITED 'Translating is clearly prohibited at the Karlstejn Castle. Or, as the sign says in Czech jus..

19: TAKE CARE OF YOUR HEAD 'You know tourists, always smacking their heads into everything. Finally, a helpful reminder.' Shanghai, Chin.

20: DON'T FALL DOWN 'Fallen pedestrians will be fined' Forbidden City, Beijing, China + verso BEWARE WILD ANIMALS/CHILDREN 'Keep your h